Classy Sassy and a little bit gassy
Let's try to keep the dimwittery to a minimum today
I am not lazy I am physically conservative
A group of people is called no thanks
I can't people today
The short answer is no. The long answer is oh hell no
I can't adult today
Sorry I'm late I didn't want to come
Classy with a side of sass
I am not rude I am frugally polite
Fluent in sarcasm
Blessed Stressed Coffee Obsessed
Sarcasm the body's natural defence against stupidity
I don't take orders I can barely take a hint
I'm not bossy I'm aggressively helpful
I believe in annoyed at first sight
Live Laugh Leave me alone
Savage not Average
I'm not feeling very worky today
Excuse You
Sarcasm just one of the many services I offer
I'm allergic to stupidity I break out in sarcasm
I hope you drown in the mainstream
I'm not a hot mess I'm a spicy disaster
Sassy since birth
Love that for you
Indoorsy
I'm too clumsy to be around fragile masculinity
Classy Sassy and a bit bad assy
Resectfully I don't care
The answer is nope
Apparently I have an attitude
Throw sass around like confetti
I require coffee not your opinion
Easter Gnomies
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